Archive for the ‘stupid people’ tag
More Homo activity tonight. It’s like an episode of Jackass!
I have a quickie for you tonight. (SoMeKiD0926) started out like any other douche, but the more he talked, the more I realized how gay he sounded. The only reason this is worth noting is that he spent the entire game calling everyone gay. I eventually spoke up and asked if he had any idea how gay he actually sounded. This made him angry, but gays don’t do much when they’re angry, so his little barking rant didn’t have much bite.
I then told him that it was a good thing I was recording all this, so that he could actually hear the way he sounds to others. Hopefully, he’ll take my advice and visit the site to hear the following mp3.. enjoy, and take note of the lisp and the way he draws out the last word in each sentence. He’s either gay, or an elderly Southern woman.
You be the judge.. does this dude sound gay? .mp3
Now, Kevin, if you read this, I hope you’ll listen to the audio with an open mind. All these clips are you, and this is what you sound like. It’s OK to come out of the closet now… and, by the way, I had Samantha’s name in the audio clip and in this post, but since you were dumb enough to say her full name, I figured I would do her the favor of not posting it. There’s no reason she should pay the price for your stupidity.
A quick Roundup of tonight’s idiots
These are in no particular order. They’re just a bunch of idiots we ran into tonight. Some were a little stupid, and some were kicked off the short-bus for being behind the curve.
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The Salamanator (actually thought Bill Gates was the one banning people from live)
Master Chul (too poor for a microphone)
calebcbr (generic moron)
Dunlup SY
DMitch3520 (owned on Valhalla)
xBCxCRIMINALx (serious mental issues) *probably should be institutionalized!
CHI TOWN B3A5T (fake General)
KINGCIVIC (my personal pick for dumbest)
YoDaddy CHAVEZ (close runner-up) *We’ll have an audio clip of this weirdo tomorrow
UF Geoff (if only mom would have listened to dad and aborted him)
If you run into any of these idiots on live, let them know they made our list.
I’m putting together a video of KINGCIVIC and his horrible sniping skills for tomorrow’s post. The poor sap thought he had skills, but couldn’t back it up. He actually thought the 2 kill victory in a 4 on 2 game had something to do with his performance.
I guess I should go easy on the kid, since he’s rolling around his hillbilly town in a ‘94 Civic… but I just can’t resist owning the NOOB!
2 Rednecks 1 Xbox
We could only hear one side of the conversation because these broke bitches were split screen but only had one mic. I can only assume they were snuggling up on a love seat playing on a 15″ TV. BwakeyPoo was the one with the mic, but I couldn’t make out most of his comments since he probably had a mouth full of chew.
Him and his (life)partner, CBRE3ZZY were pure garbage. They decided to start betraying about half way through the game. As we’ve said before, this blog isn’t about winning or losing any given match. It’s about owning noobs in a number of different ways. These two were owned on a purely psychological level. Of course, they probably didn’t have an I.Q. of 80 between the two of them, so it wasn’t really a fair fight.
BwakeyPoo betrays DarkRaiPokemon
BwakeyPoo betrays IsntOffensive
SEALs009 (what, bro?)
DarkRaiPokemon
A new low for stupidity on xbox live. This clown had the brain power of a baby yak. His Halo skills were even further behind in their development. Somehow he managed ZERO kills in a game of rockets, while his boyfriend sitting on the couch next to him racked up negative 7. His chants of “Can I cum on your chin” only served to confirm his gayness. You have been avoided NOOB!
IsntOffensive
We can’t be sure if 0G Marcus was talking to us or his boyfriend while chanting. What we can be sure of is that 0G Marcus was either preoccupied with his boyfriend or was too dumb to figure out the highly tactical game of Rockets. 0G Marcus’ score was -7 for a brilliant K/D spread of -15. We suggest that Marcus starts focusing a little more on the game and a little less on the details of SEALs009 hot landing zones. That’s not conduct becoming of a Lieutenant Grade 2, Marcus.
0g_marcus is not effective
Another loss at the hands of incompetent team mates. Here’s a little Halo etiquette tip for those lucky enough to play on our team in the future. If by the time you get to death #5, you have less than 3 kills, please quit, turn off (and/or pawn) your Xbox 360 and go read a book or have yourself sterilized. The world will be a happier place for all.
