You Noobs Got Owned!

We can't answer your prayers, but we can answer some of your questions... No, we don't care if we win. No, we don't have lives, Yes, my mom does have a cock. Yes, I do live in her basement. Yes, I know you banged her. Yes, she did say it was amazing. No, I'm not in school. No, I'm not "like 40 years old". No, I'm not (technically) a virgin. Yes, I know I suck at Halo. Yes, I know my voice is annoying. No, I don't collect Pokemon. No, I don't have a girlfriend. No, I don't have a boyfriend. No, I don't work at Bungie. No, I don't think you work at Bungie. No, you can't get me banned from Live. No, I can't out BR you. No, I will not play you "1v1". No, I can't get my 50... or my 40. YES, I most definitely think you're annoying the fuck out of me. Yes, most of these answers are fictitious. Look it up!