Archive for the ‘ownage’ tag
5 Dead in Zan-Zi-Bar (aka Last Resort)
Yeah, whatever.. they were NOOBS. So what, everyone is.
Africa is so lovely this time of year.
I can't stop shooting
Here’s the Full Game Stats. Top to bottom ownage.
The Honda Queen gets his face Sniped
SO, yesterday I mentioned a NOOB that couldn’t seem to stop running his mouth (KINGCIVIC) during a Snipers match on Valhalla. It was a bitter sweet game because IsntOffensive used it to test out his rig setup to record all the chatter that you morons flood our ears with during Matchmaking. This meant he wasn’t playing, but it all worked out because the big-red-shoe wearing clowns delivered some gold nuggets of stupidity.
We also had another horrible teammate (slimpickins123) who was basically worthless, which effectively made it a 4 vs. 2 game of Snipers. No problem though.. we came out blazing and held the lead for a while until they finally managed to surround our base and get us back on our heels a bit. Even this strategy didn’t last long, however. They were just too shitty!
All things considered, it ended up being a ridiculously close game.
Here’s a quick video of me owning the NOOB twice in about 15 seconds. If you check the stats on the game, you’ll see he did manage to kill me a few times, but the full video in my file share tells the whole story. He only managed to pull it off when I was facing one of his teammates. Whenever we were locked up ‘mano a mano’, he fell to his knees.
Honarable mention goes out to my teammate (S0NYSUX) for actually pulling his weight. It’s so rare to find someone who can keep his K/D spread north of -10. Unfortunately, he didn’t say a word the entire game. Could he have known we were recording..?? The rest of the players in the match sure as hell didn’t.
