Archive for the ‘lievers’ tag
xBox LIEver with some Strong Gay feelings
Now, I’ve been accused of being an eThug a few times, myself. This website can certainly be used as evidence to that claim, but I don’t see it quite the same way. We never go out with intentions of starting shit with ‘anybody’. We’re like the A-Team.. you have to find us, we don’t go looking for the trouble. Of course, with all that said, if trouble does skip down our sidewalk (and, yeah, most of you skip.. I know it’s true) then we tend to fight back with both barrels blazing.
I actually logged on for a little Matchmaking with no expectations of coming away with a blog post. It was just going to be a few quick games with SquirrelBaits, who hasn’t been able to get online much lately.
But, sometimes you encounter stupidity on such a level, it must be addressed. Tonight I present to you another episode of wannabe gangster, xbox LIEvers. We’ve all encountered them, and we all know the type. Lots of boisterous claims with absolutely nothing to back it up.
(a93hb) was such a little douche, and was ready to beat my ass if only I would provide an address to meet him at. He insisted on a public place, so I decided on a small shopping center, and thanks to Google, I was able to deliver the exact address along with directions to my inevitable ass whoopin’!
The funniest part of the whole encounter wasn’t his bullshit, though. In fact, it was his insistence on calling us all gay, even though every comment out of his filthy mouth centered around him sticking a part of his body into a part of mine… or my dad’s, but never good ol’ mom. He was clearly into dudes exclusively.
I hope you find the man you’re looking for, a93hb .mp3
2 Xbox LIEvers to Add to the List of Owned Noobs
One of my favorite ways to own noobs is by simply calling them on their Bullshit. Today, we ran into a mountainous pile of the foulest smelling Bullshit I’ve encountered in a long time. The two liars were (skulltank169) and (WRXJOE). One was an immature little brat, and the other was a 12 year old kid with no clue what he was talking about. Here is a quick mashup of some of their comments. I’m not sure how they managed to play Halo with such a mouthful of foot.
Listen to the 2 dummies in a downward spiral of lies .mp3
Basically, they claimed to be able to “hack our account in 30 seconds” and of course, the old.. “I already got your ip” This is always the first sign that we’re dealing with an idiot who is just regurgitating words he’s heard other people use, with no real understanding of their meaning.
WRXJOE also changed his story a few minutes into the game, claiming that he never said a word about ips, but the audio tells a different tale. He also (very cleverly) asked if I believed that Microsoft could get my ip… wow, Joe.. you must really be a computer wiz to figure that one out.
You’ll hear a lot more of these 2 “xbox LIEvers” on next week’s Sound of Owning! Did I just coin a phrase? I always wanted to do that.
