You Noobs Got Owned!

Now, I’ve been accused of being an eThug a few times, myself. This website can certainly be used as evidence to that claim, but I don’t see it quite the same way. We never go out with intentions of starting shit with ‘anybody’. We’re like the A-Team.. you have to find us, we don’t go looking for the trouble. Of course, with all that said, if trouble does skip down our sidewalk (and, yeah, most of you skip.. I know it’s true) then we tend to fight back with both barrels blazing.

I actually logged on for a little Matchmaking with no expectations of coming away with a blog post. It was just going to be a few quick games with SquirrelBaits, who hasn’t been able to get online much lately.

But, sometimes you encounter stupidity on such a level, it must be addressed. Tonight I present to you another episode of wannabe gangster, xbox LIEvers. We’ve all encountered them, and we all know the type. Lots of boisterous claims with absolutely nothing to back it up.

(a93hb) was such a little douche, and was ready to beat my ass if only I would provide an address to meet him at. He insisted on a public place, so I decided on a small shopping center, and thanks to Google, I was able to deliver the exact address along with directions to my inevitable ass whoopin’!

The funniest part of the whole encounter wasn’t his bullshit, though. In fact, it was his insistence on calling us all gay, even though every comment out of his filthy mouth centered around him sticking a part of his body into a part of mine… or my dad’s, but never good ol’ mom. He was clearly into dudes exclusively.

I hope you find the man you’re looking for, a93hb .mp3

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Here’s the game. They talked a lot of BS in the pre-game lobby and our 2 teammates quit which left us in yet another ‘4 vs. 2′ game. Now, they won of course.. I mean, even 4 Colonels should be able to beat 2 people, but the game was WAY closer than it should be.

Fast Forward to the end of the game, where we challenged the two wannabe gangsters to a ‘2 vs 2′ match. This is when the excuses started, along with the fake nervous laughter. They refused the challenge and I think we all know why.

• GoDz WoRsT FeaR (no one is afraid of you, loser)
• III QATAR III

Now, it’s too late and I’m too tired to go into all the ways that these 2 douchebags proved their ignorance.. so, let’s just say that their ebonics and wannabe thug attitude sealed their fate, and destined them to appear on our humble site.

UPDATE ~ The NOOB (III QATAR III) just jumped in my pre-game lobby to tell me why he couldn’t accept the challenge last night. It was.. and I quote “because my mom cut off my connection”. Thanks for the laugh. You would think a fake general would lie and come up with something more fitting of his gangster lifestyle. Maybe something like “I couldn’t play cuz I was smackin’ my bitches around”.

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