Archive for the ‘Voice Messages’ Category
Empty Skull + Empty Threats = Funny Audio
Last night was just like any other night. A few people took the approach that they were someone important who was going to get me banned from xbox live. One in particular stood out as especially comical. The threats were funny enough, but the delivery of his message was so half assed. He stumbled over every word like the drunken clown at your 12th birthday party.
He starts out OK (mp3)
He Gets Angry and the threats start! (mp3)
Now he back peddles, but the stammering continues (mp3)
I picked on the wrong gamertag (mp3)
His gamertag is famous (mp3)
If you listened to all these messages, I’m sure you are laughing as hard as I was at this point. He claimed his gamertag was famous but a google search returned a grand total of ZERO results… WELL, Lizard boy, you’re Famous now. This probably wasn’t what you had in mind though, was it.
By the way, I am still on xbox, so what is the delay? Did your boss laugh in your face just like the rest of us, or were you just full of shit as I predicted?
I almost forgot, his gamertag was (SHOT LIZARD).. be sure to send him a message telling him how funny he was.
