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Oh Billy, Take Care of Laser!
The night we met (ohbilly87)…
This was our second game with Billy. He didn’t want to play the warthog map and get pwned. We exercised the crying duck veto power, and explained to him that as long as he took care of that Glowing Red Menace, we would easily win the match. I always expect to do well when we get to drive around in our 3 ton, 12.0 litre, liquid cooled M12 LRV, but I didn’t expect us to do this well..
We’ve played a few games with Billy since then. He’s not that great but he’s still not nearly as bad as the rest of you newbs out there… and I think his sister thought IsntOffensive was funny. Come to think of it, he hit it off with Billy’s dad too. Your family isn’t a very good judge of character.
The Honda Queen gets his face Sniped
SO, yesterday I mentioned a NOOB that couldn’t seem to stop running his mouth (KINGCIVIC) during a Snipers match on Valhalla. It was a bitter sweet game because IsntOffensive used it to test out his rig setup to record all the chatter that you morons flood our ears with during Matchmaking. This meant he wasn’t playing, but it all worked out because the big-red-shoe wearing clowns delivered some gold nuggets of stupidity.
We also had another horrible teammate (slimpickins123) who was basically worthless, which effectively made it a 4 vs. 2 game of Snipers. No problem though.. we came out blazing and held the lead for a while until they finally managed to surround our base and get us back on our heels a bit. Even this strategy didn’t last long, however. They were just too shitty!
All things considered, it ended up being a ridiculously close game.
Here’s a quick video of me owning the NOOB twice in about 15 seconds. If you check the stats on the game, you’ll see he did manage to kill me a few times, but the full video in my file share tells the whole story. He only managed to pull it off when I was facing one of his teammates. Whenever we were locked up ‘mano a mano’, he fell to his knees.
Honarable mention goes out to my teammate (S0NYSUX) for actually pulling his weight. It’s so rare to find someone who can keep his K/D spread north of -10. Unfortunately, he didn’t say a word the entire game. Could he have known we were recording..?? The rest of the players in the match sure as hell didn’t.
