Archive for the ‘The Sound of Owning’ Category
More Homo activity tonight. It’s like an episode of Jackass!
I have a quickie for you tonight. (SoMeKiD0926) started out like any other douche, but the more he talked, the more I realized how gay he sounded. The only reason this is worth noting is that he spent the entire game calling everyone gay. I eventually spoke up and asked if he had any idea how gay he actually sounded. This made him angry, but gays don’t do much when they’re angry, so his little barking rant didn’t have much bite.
I then told him that it was a good thing I was recording all this, so that he could actually hear the way he sounds to others. Hopefully, he’ll take my advice and visit the site to hear the following mp3.. enjoy, and take note of the lisp and the way he draws out the last word in each sentence. He’s either gay, or an elderly Southern woman.
You be the judge.. does this dude sound gay? .mp3
Now, Kevin, if you read this, I hope you’ll listen to the audio with an open mind. All these clips are you, and this is what you sound like. It’s OK to come out of the closet now… and, by the way, I had Samantha’s name in the audio clip and in this post, but since you were dumb enough to say her full name, I figured I would do her the favor of not posting it. There’s no reason she should pay the price for your stupidity.
The Sound of Owning (Look At the Ratio)
Freshly cut, poorly mastered and graced by some of the idiots mentioned here. This is the first of a weekly, semi-weekly, bi-monthly or whenever the fuck I feel like making one. If you would stop being stupid, you would free up a lot of my time.
The Sound of Owning (Look At the Ratio) - Volume 1 .mp3
Unfortunately, since I’m recording this, you can’t hear the gorgeous timbre of my voice, or the enlightening pearls of wisdom that leak off my lips like cold sore scabs off of your mom (that wasn’t one of them). I’ll be thinking about how we can make that happen, but in the meantime, give DarkRai a little credit.. he really isn’t this dumb sounding, you’re just hearing two sides of a three-way conversation.
We’re dedicating this joint to SquirrelBaits. WTF?
