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A Note to the MILFS.. er, Moms on Violence in Video Games
This is just a quick note to reflect upon the sociological implications of violent video games. I know that we’ve been spending a lot of time together, cultivating our intimate relationship, but lets not forget that your sons and daughters are at home playing video games with no adult supervision. I know much has been said about the impact of these things on the fragile psyche of your little dummies, and I am generally of the impression that the kids can distinguish the real thing from entertainment. But a comment from an anonymous coward has me revising the issue.
wow kid you are the biggest fucking faggot ive ever met…like you seriously spend this much time of your life making fun of kids that arent good at a video game??? Wow man you are one cool mother fucker. i read how your making a film clip of one kids bad sniping…wow man you are going far in life. ur a fucking queef and you need to get some friends besides your computer and boyfriend that fucks you in the ass. peace out man…suck my fat cock. oh and one more thing…if i ever find out your real name I AM finding where you live and no im not gonna kill you…ohhhh nooo dont you worry i wont kill you…im going to torcher the fuckin shit out of you til your bleeding out every fuckin inch of your body. actually lets go into detail about a few things i have in mind for you. alright when you wake up from being your face punched in youll find a pile of blood on your lap…which will have probably come from either your cut off eye lids, nose, or ears…i still havent decided. then youll freak out and that will piss me off even more which means your fingers will have to be cut off one by one and shoved up your already stretched out asshole from your boyfriend. only like three of them will fit so im just going to take a drill to your ass and make new holes for them to go in. k im not gonna tell you everything thats gonna happen to you cuz what fUn WoUlD ThAt BE??? i am gonna tell you that the grand finale will end up being something along the lines of your own dick in through your eyesocket and out your mouth so ya. Well you have a nice day and if I were you I would not post your name anywhere i can find because i AM a man of my word…
While I do appreciate the imagination, and the fact that the man honors his word, I am a little horrified by the simple grammatical and spelling errors represented here. Has no one explained to the young man the use of an apostrophe (not a mathematical prime ‘, mind you, a single “9-quote” or ’) for contractions like I’m? Has his poor single mom not taken the time to explain the difference between “your” and “you’re”? Can he really believe that torture is spelled torcher? Have you become so complacent with your language that you allow your children to abbreviate a four letter word like your into ur, saving a whopping two characters?
I know times are tough with the clubs raising your house fees to compensate for the rising fuel prices of your high-end champaigne room/limo dances. But this isn’t excuse to let your little bastards sit on the couch all night playing violent games on Xbox Live and completely neglecting their English assigments. When a young man cannot express himself with eloquent words, when he becomes so frustrated with his inability to render his sentiments, will he not resort to expressing himself with the violence in which he immerses himself every night? Will he not become just like his absent father?
