Don’t be Scared
We are clearly superior at Halo along with most everything else, BUT if you need to feel the proof that is our wrath, add us to your friends list.. DarkRaiPokemon, IsntOffensive and SquirrelBaits. We are ready to own all that challenge. Prepare to die and cry in your mommas big, fat arms, NOOBS!
You should know that we get a lot of friend requests, and can’t accept them all. So, what’s our criteria for who we do and don’t accept? It’s hard to put it into words, but basically, if your gamertag is dumb or gay, we’ll probably deny your lame ass.
One thing I can promise is that we don’t care if you’re a pathetic Field Major or a 3 star General. We will gladly own you all. We just don’t have time to play with every “LilPimp” and “xXSniperSkillzXx” that currently pollute xbox live.
wow kid you are the biggest fucking faggot ive ever met…like you seriously spend this much time of your life making fun of kids that arent good at a video game??? Wow man you are one cool mother fucker. i read how your making a film clip of one kids bad sniping…wow man you are going far in life. ur a fucking queef and you need to get some friends besides your computer and boyfriend that fucks you in the ass. peace out man…suck my fat cock. oh and one more thing…if i ever find out your real name I AM finding where you live and no im not gonna kill you…ohhhh nooo dont you worry i wont kill you…im going to torcher the fuckin shit out of you til your bleeding out every fuckin inch of your body. actually lets go into detail about a few things i have in mind for you. alright when you wake up from being your face punched in youll find a pile of blood on your lap…which will have probably come from either your cut off eye lids, nose, or ears…i still havent decided. then youll freak out and that will piss me off even more which means your fingers will have to be cut off one by one and shoved up your already stretched out asshole from your boyfriend. only like three of them will fit so im just going to take a drill to your ass and make new holes for them to go in. k im not gonna tell you everything thats gonna happen to you cuz what fUn WoUlD ThAt BE??? i am gonna tell you that the grand finale will end up being something along the lines of your own dick in through your eyesocket and out your mouth so ya. Well you have a nice day and if I were you I would not post your name anywhere i can find because i AM a man of my word…
You sound real hot!
You guys should put more time into making an actual cool Halo 3 website instead of making it a piss poor excuse of a website that you use as your little soapbox proclaiming your sweet Halo 3 skills.
And any truly great Halo 3 player won’t sit there and say he is great. He’ll just show up, play like a champ, and casually move on to the next game, knowing that he is that damn good.
darkraipokemon isnt good at all man, i played with this guy in 2 games. He fucking got his ass handed to him twice, talked shit the first game, got fucking handled, didnt say shit the second game, got fucking handled again. I tried to add him as as friend and he didnt accept, cuz he knows I raped his ass clean. Long story short, this guy has devoted all this time to making a fucking disaster of a website all to claim he is good at a video game. That’s all good and everything, except for one small thing - he doesnt know how to play the video game. Better luck next time pikachu boy
Why did I even give this guy’s website a hit? Fuck!!!
I remember i played these kids before. It was team rockets on foundry. Before the game even started, the second we saw team rockets, my team wanted to see how negative we could make our score. then that pokemon kid then starts saying shit, so we were all like were definatly doing this to piss him off. a long story short, the final score was like 30 something to negative 60 something, with time expiring. we then just backed out, but a few moments later, they joined our party, pissed as shit, telling us how much of newbs we are and how we were gonna be on some website called younoobsgotowned.com. i thought it was a joke, but later that night i checked and this website actually exists. i just want to thank darkraipokemon for giving me a laugh. good luck “pwning” newbs chief
do you guys own newbs on other games?
do you have lives? short answer no long answer yes, but the long answer is you have lives but its absorbed into your games fuckers fuck you assholes.