Oh Billy, Take Care of Laser!
The night we met (ohbilly87)…
This was our second game with Billy. He didn’t want to play the warthog map and get pwned. We exercised the crying duck veto power, and explained to him that as long as he took care of that Glowing Red Menace, we would easily win the match. I always expect to do well when we get to drive around in our 3 ton, 12.0 litre, liquid cooled M12 LRV, but I didn’t expect us to do this well..
We’ve played a few games with Billy since then. He’s not that great but he’s still not nearly as bad as the rest of you newbs out there… and I think his sister thought IsntOffensive was funny. Come to think of it, he hit it off with Billy’s dad too. Your family isn’t a very good judge of character.
“If the wheelman knows where his turret-firing buddy needs to aim, the results are almost always destructive and impressive.” - The Manual
These newbs don’t know shit about The Manual… or else they would have been able to take us down.